Dad turns x years old

Yesterday was an exciting day, to say the least. In the morning, I wished my Dad, who is my dad, editor, and critic, a Happy birthday with a song:

heyheyhey/ It’s your birthday/ and i have to say/ it isn’t may/ this is from J.

Except he was offline so I was slightly put-out. Which is extremely funny, considering what happened later.

Afterwards, we got a picnic table, which I built, and I’ve never hated drilling so much. Mom burned brush, which got out of control and went like 8 feet in the air. We had to put it out using pitchers of water (our hose was too short). I got a lot of excersize, and burned off the calories I got from eating Mcdonalds (puns intended). After that, I went inside, and read a book. Nobody told me there was a WASP IN MY SLEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <dramaticmusic> AND IT STUNG ME TWICE <biggerdramaticmusic> AND IT WAS IN THE HOUSE AND WE COULDN’T FIND IT </dramiticmusic></biggerdramaticmusic>. I’m ok, btw. the wasp was squished repeatedly for good effect (when we found it).

All in all, an exciting day. Say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAD!!!!!!!

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